do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
I need to sneeze but I just put on mascara and it’s not dry yet.
Update: I sneezed and now I’m a raccoon.
Update: my mom just walked into the room and asked why i did my makeup so dark today